Have you ever wonder how commonly accepted theories just couldn't possibly be true? For instance: Everybody "knows", there is a "consensus", that 2nd hand smoke is far worse then first hand smoke. Remember that the smoker is exposed to both first hand and second hand smoke. If we accept as absolute fact that 2nd hand is worse then exposure of first hand and second hand combined, logically, we must conclude that smoking has positive health benefits!. So if you are subject to 2nd hand smoke please start smoking immediately. Oh by the way for those that think I must be nuts, this is satire. If you want to think I am nuts anyway, that is certainly your right.