Havn't posted an origional saying forawhile... so here's a new one

[paulkish]

How bout: That makes my brain hurt

 

[Ksfastman]

Well I'll be dipped in *hit and rolled in flakey's.

 

[R Bahnsen]

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then.

 

[Ksfastman]

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then.

Dang, I'd been saving that one lol.

 

[Ksfastman]

That boy ain't right.

 

[Joe28]

I don't know how to act my age, I've never been this old before.

 

[95 shaw]

It feels strange being the same age as old people.

 

[WPaul]

The loosing story is always the longest.

 

[bleaph]

Luck Don"t need it never had it.

 

[Ksfastman]

I've forgotten more than you'll ever know.

 

[Chipg56]

We race for fun. There is no fun like winning.

 

[95 shaw]

The weatherman said in the 70's today.
I didn't know he meant wind speed.

 

[Rob_Doyle_99]

Fake it until you make it

 

[WPaul]

If you ask “him” what time it is he’ll tell you how to build a watch.

 

[Ksfastman]

Age and treachery beats youth and enthusiasm every time.

 

[Rob_Doyle_99]

It's better to be seen than to be viewed

 

[Ksfastman]

Better to keep your mouth shut and let them think your a fool, than to open it and prove them right.

 

[Bob Evans]

A man who keeps his mouth shut is seldom proven wrong.
And one of my recent favorites, "A mouth will say anything"- JaJaDaBoss

 

[paulkish]

I had a boss who would often say "An ounce of keep your mouth shut is worth a pound of explaining.".

He's also once said to me, "Tact is being able to step on someone's shoes without spoiling the shine.".

 

[Ksfastman]

I may be drunk, in a matter of hours I'm sober...you'll still be an idiot for the rest of your life.