Havn't posted an origional saying forawhile... so here's a new one

[nobozos]

Lived here all your life not yet.

 

[Ksfastman]

You can bull*hit the tourists all you want, us locals aren't buying it.

 

[Joe28]

Ain't no sense being dumb unless ya show it.

 

[Ksfastman]

Now that dog will hunt

 

[mike97760]

Worked in a truck parts joint with an older, curmudgeon type guy who detested chrome and all non functioning, frivolous parts sales to young guys who wanted to look cool. Often, after taking the guys money, he just had to impart this wisdom-
you can put lipstick on a pig but its still a pig.

 

[WPaul]

A closed mouth swallows no foot !

 

[Ksfastman]

Like a diamond in a goats *ss.

 

[Ksfastman]

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

 

[Ksfastman]

You ol' boy's down around Yazoo Mississippi oughta' get this one..."He was a stranger and I took him in."

 

[Ksfastman]

What a lucky man he was.

 

[kartboy63]

A bad day at the track is better than a good day at work,---- but I don't know about that, I had some pretty bad days at the track.

 

[Ksfastman]

It's called racin' not winin' for a reason.

 

[flattop1]

Wish in one hand
Crap in the other .
See which on fills up First!

 

[WPaul]

"When You're Dead, You Don't Know it. The Pain is Only Felt By Others. The Same Thing Happens When You Are Stupid."

 

[WPaul]

Life is Mostly Froth and Bubble,
Two Things Stand Like Stone.
Kindness in Another's Trouble,
Courage in Your Own.

 

[Rob_Doyle_99]

Here's one...plain and simple...."what goes around comes around"

 

[Chipg56]

"It's like a truck load of burning bullshit on parade"

 

[Ksfastman]

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull*hit.

 

[95 shaw]

If you make something idiot proof, they just make better idiots

 

[paulkish]

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