paulkish
old fart
Back before most sites shut off my ability to chat to other players I had this list of sayings I'd copy and past at the table:
... hope you enjoy
I edited out the bad ones ...
It's "Chuck a Luck" time, bet them or forget them. Lucky Larry at your service.
It's "Chuck a Luck" time, bet them or forget them.
It's really boring having so few players who play at a level it's worth my time to put effort into winning.
You can leave now, I'm done using you.
You can leave now, were done using you.
Make it easy on yourselves, if I bet just fold.
Dumb and dumber playing cards.
Are you stupid or just dumb?
Santa Clause has left the building.
I don't feed the poor, they come back to rob you.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Your about as dumb as a door knob.
Your not the brightest bulb on the tree.
Do you speak English?
You read like a book.
Your one penny short of a nickel.
What are you some potatoe chip chick?
What are you some Bon Bon Queen?
You wouldn't know a nice hand it it smacked you.
You wouldn't know a good fold if it smacked you.
Playing with you at the table is not gambling.
With your skill level, a bluff from me is not required.
One down and YOU to go.
Two down and YOU to go.
Three down and YOU to go.
Against me, your best play is fold.
Little strokes fell great Oaks.
Read you like a book.
If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
I don't play well but I can out BS most anyone.
Nobody really cares.
When someone's all in for cheap, just call around the table. Getting rid of a player is worth more then a few chips.
I hope he doesn't run out of chips before I get my share.
I hope you don't really look like your picture, nobody should have to look like your picture.
You will laugh all the way to the poor house.
Thanks? Dumb and dumber playing cards, someone has to loose.
Your an easy fold, you must be super fat.
Hey! Yer UGLY
YO mama ain't got no kids.
The way you play you need all the thanks you can get.
All my hands are nice, some nicer then others.
What a Maroon.
Darn, I was hoping you'd loose so we didn't have to look at your face anymore.
... hope you enjoy
I edited out the bad ones ...
It's "Chuck a Luck" time, bet them or forget them. Lucky Larry at your service.
It's "Chuck a Luck" time, bet them or forget them.
It's really boring having so few players who play at a level it's worth my time to put effort into winning.
You can leave now, I'm done using you.
You can leave now, were done using you.
Make it easy on yourselves, if I bet just fold.
Dumb and dumber playing cards.
Are you stupid or just dumb?
Santa Clause has left the building.
I don't feed the poor, they come back to rob you.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Your about as dumb as a door knob.
Your not the brightest bulb on the tree.
Do you speak English?
You read like a book.
Your one penny short of a nickel.
What are you some potatoe chip chick?
What are you some Bon Bon Queen?
You wouldn't know a nice hand it it smacked you.
You wouldn't know a good fold if it smacked you.
Playing with you at the table is not gambling.
With your skill level, a bluff from me is not required.
One down and YOU to go.
Two down and YOU to go.
Three down and YOU to go.
Against me, your best play is fold.
Little strokes fell great Oaks.
Read you like a book.
If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
I don't play well but I can out BS most anyone.
Nobody really cares.
When someone's all in for cheap, just call around the table. Getting rid of a player is worth more then a few chips.
I hope he doesn't run out of chips before I get my share.
I hope you don't really look like your picture, nobody should have to look like your picture.
You will laugh all the way to the poor house.
Thanks? Dumb and dumber playing cards, someone has to loose.
Your an easy fold, you must be super fat.
Hey! Yer UGLY
YO mama ain't got no kids.
The way you play you need all the thanks you can get.
All my hands are nice, some nicer then others.
What a Maroon.
Darn, I was hoping you'd loose so we didn't have to look at your face anymore.