I guess that gerbil with the GoPro found the problem Mike? Since that's how they do colonoscopies in West Virginia haha but honestly good to see you're okay bud.
No hot sauce for you!! Just drink some castor -- that'll make things slide right over that ulcerated section....and help with childbirth...or something like that. Glad you're on the mend.
And don't drink the castor, really. Unless you want to end up with the same problem WWI pilots had. ( Brown 'chutes. Or was that shoots.....)